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Golfnerd
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Israel/Palestinian peace talks... Jul 17, 2006 5:33:30 GMT -8

Post by Golfnerd on Jul 17, 2006 5:33:30 GMT -8

Israel's PM and the leader of the Palestineans are getting together to talk about a new peace treaty. Israel's PM asks if he may tell a short story prior to beginning the talks.

"Right before Moses died, he and some other men when into the Jordon River to bathe. When he came out of the water, his clothes were gone. He cried out...WHO TOOK MY CLOTHES!!! One of the other men told Moses - "it was the Palestinians."

The Palestinian leader immediately protested - "HEY!!! The Palestinians weren't even around back then!!!"

The Israeli PM smiled a wry little smile and said....

EXACTLY my point!! Can we begin now?

Ecc 12:13 KJVA Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

Chizuk Emunah Talmid HaTorah Emunah Sh'liach Posts: 858	Israel/Palestinian peace talks... Jul 18, 2006 19:23:19 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Chizuk Emunah on Jul 18, 2006 19:23:19 GMT -8 Nice!
	The Principles of Emunah: 1. Everything, good or bad, comes from HaShem 2. Everything HaShem does is for the absolute best 3. Everything HaShem does has a purpose If anyone wants any CD's or Books on emunah let me know and I will be happy to get them to you.

Rick Senior Member examining the Scriptures daily, to see if these things were so. Posts: 331	Israel/Palestinian peace talks... Jul 19, 2006 17:32:35 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Rick on Jul 19, 2006 17:32:35 GMT -8
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