Post by messimom on Oct 20, 2005 22:51:24 GMT -8
This joke came from my grandma-in-law. I had to post it because of our earlier discussion about kosher eating.
"Kosher Talk"
A dialogue while Moses is at the top of Mt. Sinai....
G~d: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping
Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel.
Moses: Ohhhhh! So you are saying we should never
eat milk and meat together.
G~d: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its
mother's milk. Moses: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance!
What you are really saying is we should wait six hours
after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our
stomachs.
G~d: No, Moses, listen to me. I am saying, don't cook
a calf in its mother's milk!!!
Moses: Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my
stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate
set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and
if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside....
G~d: Moses, do whatever you want..........
"Kosher Talk"
A dialogue while Moses is at the top of Mt. Sinai....
G~d: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping
Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel.
Moses: Ohhhhh! So you are saying we should never
eat milk and meat together.
G~d: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its
mother's milk. Moses: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance!
What you are really saying is we should wait six hours
after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our
stomachs.
G~d: No, Moses, listen to me. I am saying, don't cook
a calf in its mother's milk!!!
Moses: Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my
stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate
set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and
if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside....
G~d: Moses, do whatever you want..........
