Angel
Junior Member
"My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge..." Hosea 4:6
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Post by Angel on Mar 26, 2004 9:21:15 GMT -8
A new pastor was visiting at the homes of his members.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, the pastor found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock" Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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Post by Todah Yeshua on Mar 26, 2004 10:14:57 GMT -8
That is a good one, it made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
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Post by R' Y'hoshua Moshe on Mar 26, 2004 14:00:48 GMT -8
How do people think of this stuff. ;D That was great! I was at my friends house and read this to him, and he laughed as well. Good joke. Shalom, Reuel
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Post by hoofdoc on Oct 21, 2014 19:04:41 GMT -8
Love it.
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