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Post by alon on May 27, 2021 20:08:38 GMT -8
I don't usually do this (in fact, I've enver done this), but I am going to share an actual exchange with a prospective member. His "nom de forum" was "Yeshua," so I will insert "Yeesh" wherever his name occurs I'm not calling anyone Yeshua, and won't divulge his actual name, just his comments). I started with the email you are all familiar with:
He replied:
So I had to tell him:
To which he replied:
What can you say to that? I just let it go.
I wouldn't say this is "typical," but it is illustrative of some of the requests to join I get. And trust me, this is a direct copy with no embellishment (other than changing any names that might identify him). There do be strangeness afoot in the land ... .
Dan (Flabbergasted) C
Thank you for your interest in Ahavat Elohim Messianic forum. So that I may quickly process your request to join, please answer just a few questions:
-- What is your interest in Messianic Judaism?
-- Have you read the rules?
--While on the forum, do you agree to abide by these rules?
I look forward to your return email. Dan C, moderator
-- What is your interest in Messianic Judaism?
-- Have you read the rules?
--While on the forum, do you agree to abide by these rules?
I look forward to your return email. Dan C, moderator
Hello Dan. My name is Yeesh. I have read the rules and will abide.
My interest in the forum is to better understand. I was raised Christian even though my mother is a Jew.
Long story short, I have seen enough to know that I am the one that is sent to the world at this appointed time to bear evidence of the masterwork of the Creator's design.
I have a message to deliver and my intent on the forum is to listen, not speak. I will be headed to DC to raise the scarlet thread of old and then you will believe me.
Yeesh (Ye Shua, you know the meaning), Yeesh (Judge), Yeesh (King Again)
By the way, I am the heir of Sir Old Yeesh.... The 5th Colonial governor of Yeeshville.... Sir... pent(5)...
My interest in the forum is to better understand. I was raised Christian even though my mother is a Jew.
Long story short, I have seen enough to know that I am the one that is sent to the world at this appointed time to bear evidence of the masterwork of the Creator's design.
I have a message to deliver and my intent on the forum is to listen, not speak. I will be headed to DC to raise the scarlet thread of old and then you will believe me.
Yeesh (Ye Shua, you know the meaning), Yeesh (Judge), Yeesh (King Again)
By the way, I am the heir of Sir Old Yeesh.... The 5th Colonial governor of Yeeshville.... Sir... pent(5)...
I appreciate your candor, however we have a problem. You are claiming the role of HaMoshiach. That would be considered heretical and so not allowed. I am sorry, but I am going to have to decline to admit you to the forum with full privileges. You may however still read the forum archives and listen in to current threads if you like.
It is ironic that people wait for the messenger but anyone who says they are they messenger is called a heretic.
So, as I said before, when you see me surrounding the white house with 144000 people carrying scarlet ribbons you will believe me.
I do not understand everything but I know this... Isaiah 53 is the literal actual scars on my back that Abba gave me. But the real message I bring is Zech 8:3 to establish what the collective calls the "ZOOM" (Zecharian Order Of Melkizadek)... It is the truth of the "City Of Israeli Lights" (COIL) and the Creator Of All Things (COAT).
I have been with Abba since the moment Cain killed me. ABBA said "This is the little one I will raise up, for there is not even a seed of murder in him."
How about YOU, sons of Cain... Murderers... Or do you prefer the Sins of Noah, perhaps Balaam shall visit you too because they are but asses.
As surely as the LORD liveth, before whom I stand continually (the eighth pillar) I am telling you that I am but an instrument of peace and it is time soon for me to sing my song.
What do you suppose a crown of life is but the crowning of the head of a babe upon birth...
I have so much to teach and you call the whole thing heresy... I do not care. It is the human lies of hisstory and herstory of history and heresy... Adam and Eve and such for so on.
I came here to "save all" and even told the old Donald (passed 7.9.17) that I would not enter the gates of Heaven without satan at my side.
Little did I know that HE was the true messiach to me (I later told him and he died to take over Trump and Matthew 24:20 cut the times short.) ... I am just a priest forever ;)
I never claimed to be the messiah Dan, I said the one appointed for this time... A messenger... A witness to stand against the so called "Christians" and put and end to their LIES (paul stole it) and do so by showing them the truth. It was you who named me other words.
I think 119 popes is enough, dont you? One more and I might break the ice shelf and drown all the coastal cities of the world. ABBA promised he would not destroy you by flood, but I, the humble servant made no such promises now did I?
Perhaps I am really Satan, the stumbling block... No.... I am a priest forever!
Good and Evil is an anagram for God ov Daniel.... The original note contained no errors... "I love you God of Daniel" was twisted to a lake of fire and good and evil.
I am that I am... Long long before Abraham I am. Who are you to judge me? Were you there? No. You were dead and now you live by the Abel breath of life and you are completely unforgiveABEL to me.
Fare the well.
So, as I said before, when you see me surrounding the white house with 144000 people carrying scarlet ribbons you will believe me.
I do not understand everything but I know this... Isaiah 53 is the literal actual scars on my back that Abba gave me. But the real message I bring is Zech 8:3 to establish what the collective calls the "ZOOM" (Zecharian Order Of Melkizadek)... It is the truth of the "City Of Israeli Lights" (COIL) and the Creator Of All Things (COAT).
I have been with Abba since the moment Cain killed me. ABBA said "This is the little one I will raise up, for there is not even a seed of murder in him."
How about YOU, sons of Cain... Murderers... Or do you prefer the Sins of Noah, perhaps Balaam shall visit you too because they are but asses.
As surely as the LORD liveth, before whom I stand continually (the eighth pillar) I am telling you that I am but an instrument of peace and it is time soon for me to sing my song.
What do you suppose a crown of life is but the crowning of the head of a babe upon birth...
I have so much to teach and you call the whole thing heresy... I do not care. It is the human lies of hisstory and herstory of history and heresy... Adam and Eve and such for so on.
I came here to "save all" and even told the old Donald (passed 7.9.17) that I would not enter the gates of Heaven without satan at my side.
Little did I know that HE was the true messiach to me (I later told him and he died to take over Trump and Matthew 24:20 cut the times short.) ... I am just a priest forever ;)
I never claimed to be the messiah Dan, I said the one appointed for this time... A messenger... A witness to stand against the so called "Christians" and put and end to their LIES (paul stole it) and do so by showing them the truth. It was you who named me other words.
I think 119 popes is enough, dont you? One more and I might break the ice shelf and drown all the coastal cities of the world. ABBA promised he would not destroy you by flood, but I, the humble servant made no such promises now did I?
Perhaps I am really Satan, the stumbling block... No.... I am a priest forever!
Good and Evil is an anagram for God ov Daniel.... The original note contained no errors... "I love you God of Daniel" was twisted to a lake of fire and good and evil.
I am that I am... Long long before Abraham I am. Who are you to judge me? Were you there? No. You were dead and now you live by the Abel breath of life and you are completely unforgiveABEL to me.
Fare the well.
I wouldn't say this is "typical," but it is illustrative of some of the requests to join I get. And trust me, this is a direct copy with no embellishment (other than changing any names that might identify him). There do be strangeness afoot in the land ... .
Dan (Flabbergasted) C
