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Post by alon on Nov 4, 2015 16:06:56 GMT -8
A young Rabbi named Levi received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and profane. Rabbi Levi tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and saying Hebrew prayers over him and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, Rabbi was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Rabbi shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. The Rabbi, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, The Rabbe quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Rebbe’s outstretched arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." Rabbi Levi was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued:
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
Dan C
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