David Duke, A Friend to Jews! (?)

[alon]

Found this on a Jewish forum:

A Jew walked into a coffee shop with David Duke's latest newsletter under his arm. His friend took one look and said "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading anything from that bigot?"

Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty! I got so depressed! So I switched to these newsletters from David Duke. Now what do I find?"

"Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"

[garrett]

This is classic.

I remember an intern, from Africa, saying to me, "but so many Jews are so wealthy." I said, "do you see where I work?"

He thought about it and laughed. It's interesting how we can box people in.