Post by Bob on Mar 11, 2008 18:50:50 GMT -8
I got this off Hebrew4christians 
Learning Hebrew
[Goybert greets Yoshi]:
"Hello Yoshi, I heard you know Hebrew"?
"Yes I do." replied Yoshi.
Goybert: I was wondering what the Hebrew for he is?
Yoshi: Hu. ()
Goybert: Not any one in particular, I just wanted to know what is he?
Yoshi: Hee () is she.
Goybert: Who?
Yoshi: No, Hu () is he.
Goybert: I thought you said he is she?
Yoshi: Yes, that is correct.
Goybert: What is correct?
Yoshi: Hee () is she.
Goybert: I have no idea what you said. Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he.
Goybert: I dont want to know who he is, now I want to know what she is in Hebrew?
Yoshi: Hee. ()
Goybert: He Who?
Yoshi: Yes that is correct. But, hee () is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he.
Goybert: Why do you keep asking me "who is he"?
Yoshi: I thought you were asking me what he is in Hebrew?
Goybert: Me?
Yoshi: That is who. ()
Goybert: Who is me?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he, mee () is who.
Goybert: I don't want to know who you are, I want to know who is he?
Yoshi: That is correct.
Goybert: But, I have no idea what I am saying.
Yoshi: But you say it so well.
Goybert: Who me?
Yoshi: Why are you asking me who he is? ()
Goybert: No, I am asking you what is he.
Yoshi: Hee () is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he.
Goybert: I am very lost. Me is who? Who is he? He is She?
Yoshi: Very good, you said that very well.
Goybert: What did I say?
Yoshi: Mee is who (), hu () is he and hee () is she.
Goybert: Well if you must know, you are crazy, I don't know who he is and if she is a he, I sure don't want to know her?
Learning Hebrew
[Goybert greets Yoshi]:
"Hello Yoshi, I heard you know Hebrew"?
"Yes I do." replied Yoshi.
Goybert: I was wondering what the Hebrew for he is?
Yoshi: Hu. ()
Goybert: Not any one in particular, I just wanted to know what is he?
Yoshi: Hee () is she.
Goybert: Who?
Yoshi: No, Hu () is he.
Goybert: I thought you said he is she?
Yoshi: Yes, that is correct.
Goybert: What is correct?
Yoshi: Hee () is she.
Goybert: I have no idea what you said. Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he.
Goybert: I dont want to know who he is, now I want to know what she is in Hebrew?
Yoshi: Hee. ()
Goybert: He Who?
Yoshi: Yes that is correct. But, hee () is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he.
Goybert: Why do you keep asking me "who is he"?
Yoshi: I thought you were asking me what he is in Hebrew?
Goybert: Me?
Yoshi: That is who. ()
Goybert: Who is me?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he, mee () is who.
Goybert: I don't want to know who you are, I want to know who is he?
Yoshi: That is correct.
Goybert: But, I have no idea what I am saying.
Yoshi: But you say it so well.
Goybert: Who me?
Yoshi: Why are you asking me who he is? ()
Goybert: No, I am asking you what is he.
Yoshi: Hee () is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu () is he.
Goybert: I am very lost. Me is who? Who is he? He is She?
Yoshi: Very good, you said that very well.
Goybert: What did I say?
Yoshi: Mee is who (), hu () is he and hee () is she.
Goybert: Well if you must know, you are crazy, I don't know who he is and if she is a he, I sure don't want to know her?
