Post by Otto on Apr 17, 2007 16:49:39 GMT -8
Teacher: Class; I will give $5.00 to the person who can give me the correct answer to this question. Who was the most important man that ever lived?
Susie raises her hand and says: Abraham Lincoln!
Teacher: No Susie, But that was a good answer.
Billy raises his hand and says: Gorge Washington!
Teacher: No Billy, But that was a good answer.
Yoshi raises his hand and says: Jesus Christ!
Teacher: Yes Yoshi! Come up and get your $5.00.
When Yoshi goes up to get his $5.00,
Teacher; Yoshi your Jewish aren’t you?
Yoshi: Yes mama I am.
Teacher; I would think you would have said “Moses was the most important man that ever lived”.
Yoshi; He was! But business is business!
Susie raises her hand and says: Abraham Lincoln!
Teacher: No Susie, But that was a good answer.
Billy raises his hand and says: Gorge Washington!
Teacher: No Billy, But that was a good answer.
Yoshi raises his hand and says: Jesus Christ!
Teacher: Yes Yoshi! Come up and get your $5.00.
When Yoshi goes up to get his $5.00,
Teacher; Yoshi your Jewish aren’t you?
Yoshi: Yes mama I am.
Teacher; I would think you would have said “Moses was the most important man that ever lived”.
Yoshi; He was! But business is business!
